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Raquel Jillian

 

Another one of those crazy emails...

Some one sent this to me and some of them made me smile so I thought I'd share them...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer AtPassing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called Therapy!
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At 11/17/2005 3:55 PM, Blogger Amber said...

"we're going to provincials
we're going to provincials
da da da da da ddaaaaaa
da da da da da daaaaaaaaa"

I say WE because, well, in all honesty, I MIGHT COME WITH!!!! :) I can't miss my baby sisters v-ball provincials......you NEVER missed my important v-ball stuff! Wow, I've never thot of it that way before...YOU were always there watching and cheering for my team. There. Done. I am coming for sure!!!! Bring it on!! (mom already said I could stay in their room......) YAY!!    



At 11/20/2005 5:56 PM, Blogger Raquel said...

WOO HOO!!!! THATS AWESOME AM!!! Sorry it took me so,long to respond. I am so excited two weekends in a row of going away. This is awesome!    



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